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The 18 Worst Things For Left-Handed People

I can no longer be silent on the daily oppression of the left-handed community! Hear our pain, world!

1. Spiral Notebooks

Spiral Notebooks
Hurts the side of your hand. The worst are the 5-subject with the extra big rings.
Source: buy.com

2. Writing in a 3-ring binder

Writing in a 3-ring binder
You have to do that thing where you fit your hand between the top two, then eventually have to pick it up and fit it in between the bottom two.
Source: flickr.com

3. Only 1 gross lefty glove in gym class

Only 1 gross lefty glove in gym class
The handsweat of a thousand lefties before you.

4. Only 2 pairs of the green lefty scissors in class, 3 lefty kids.

Only 2 pairs of the green lefty scissors in class, 3 lefty kids.
Scrambling through the scissors to find the ones with the green rubber handles, only to see they’re already all gone.
Source: lennydavinci

5. Ballpoint pens don’t work as well because you’re pushing, not pulling the ball

Ballpoint pens don't work as well because you're pushing, not pulling the ball
The ink will never flow as well for lefties, so our pens stop up more.

6. Ink all over the side of your hand

Ink all over the side of your hand
Source: alithinks

7. Bonking elbows with a righty at the dinner table

Bonking elbows with a righty at the dinner table
Source: juliejigsaw

8. iPad Kindle app - left side is back page

iPad Kindle app - left side is back page
This is really annoying - if you prefer to hold it in your left hand, you have to move your hand all the way to the other side to tap. On a real Kindle, page forward is on both sides, thankfully.
Source: dmh650

9. Driver’s cup holder is for the right hand

Driver's cup holder is for the right hand
So you have to hold your cup with your right hand.
Source: bimmerfest.com

10. Numberpad is on the righthand side of keyboard

Numberpad is on the righthand side of keyboard
Source: bernskiold.com

11. Dying sooner, so becoming a zombie sooner

Dying sooner, so becoming a zombie sooner
Studies have shown lefties die up to 9 years sooner than righties. At least we’ll get to eat their brains.

12. These desks

These desks
College lecture hall desks with postage-stamp sizes desks. You have to twist your back and hold up your arm to use.
Source: srhbth

13. Measuring cups show you the stupid metric side

Measuring cups show you the stupid metric side
The cups/ounces side is for the righties. You have to do that thing where you twist your hole arm around to be able to read ounces.
Source: google.com

14. You, old friend

You, old friend

15. Made for righties

Made for righties
Apparently you can get modified lefty controllers, but maybe you should just go outside.
Source: google.com

16. Cord on the credit card machine pen never long enough

Cord on the credit card machine pen never long enough
Annoying. Annoying. I’m annoyed.

17. THIS

THIS
THE WORST

18. For which someone invented THESE

For which someone invented THESE
The saddest thing is that all the lefties in the BuzzFeed office now want these. The indignity.

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HALI YAZIDI KUWA TETE KATIKA CHUO KIKUU CHA TEOFELO KISANJI, UONGOZI WA CHUO NAO WATOA TAMKO .


Hali bado ni tete katika Chuo Kikuu cha Teofilo Kisanji baada ya siku moja kupita tangu Chama cha Wahadhili wa Chuo Kikuu cha Teofilo Kisanji(TEKUASA) kutangaza kutotunga mitihani ya kufungia Mhula, Uongozi wa Chuo wasimama na kukanusha Mgomo huo.
 
Akisoma Tamko la kukanusha uwepo wa Mgomo huo, Kaimu Makamu Mkuu wa Chuo hicho, Dk. Daniel Mosses amesema Mitihani itafanyika kama ilivyopangwa kuanzia Julai Mosi Mwaka huu hadi Alhamisi ya Julai 11, Mwaka huu.
 
Hata hivyo Kaimu Mwenyekiti wa TEKUASA, Amani Sembeye,alivyopigiwa simu kuhusiana na maamuzi ya Menejiment amesema msimamo wao uko pale pale.

Ameongeza kuwa kama  kungekuwa na msimamo tofauti na walivyotoa kwa vyombo vya habari awali basi wangeitisha tena mkutano mwingine kwa ajili ya kubatilisha.

Hali si Shwari Ndani ya Chuo Kikuu cha Teofilo Kisanji (TEKU).

 
 Kaimu Mwenyekiti wa TEKUASA Amani Simbeye akifungua mkutano kati ya waandishi wa Habari na Waahadhiri wa Chuo kikuu cha Teofilo Kisanji(TEKU)
Waahadhiri wa Chuo kikuu cha Teofilo Kisanji(TEKU)  wakifuatilia kwa umakini kikao  hicho wakati kikiendelea
  Kaimu Mwenyekiti wa TEKUASA Amani Simbeye pamoja na katibu wake wakisikiliza kwa umakini wahadhiri wakichangia hoja
  Mmoja wa Waahadhiri wa Chuo kikuu cha Teofilo Kisanji(TEKU) , akikazia jambo  ya yale ambayo yalikuwa yamezungumzwa
 Mmoja wa Waahadhiri wa Chuo kikuu cha Teofilo Kisanji(TEKU), akitila  mkazo na kujibu swali ambalo liliulizwa na mmoja wa waandishi wa Habari.
Waahadhiri wa Chuo kikuu cha Teofilo Kisanji(TEKU) wakipiga piga Meza kuashiria kuunga MKONO Hoja ilizo somwa.
 Kikao kikiwa kinafungwa kwa Sala
 Waahadhiri wa Chuo kikuu cha Teofilo Kisanji(TEKU)  wakiwa wanaimba wimbo wa Solidarity 
Kaimu Makamu Mkuu wa Chuo Dr. Daniel Mosses Akiwa anauficha Uso akihofia kupigwa picha na kuhojiwa na waandishi wa Habari kuhusiana na Mgogoro unao endelea  Chuoni hapo 

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HALI si Shwari  Ndani ya Chuo Kikuu cha Teofilo Kisanji (TEKU) baada ya Uongozi wa Chama cha Wahadhili wa Chuo hicho (TEKUASA) na wanachama wake kutangaza mgomo wa kutotunga mitihani ya kufungia Mhula, Mitihani ambayo inatarajiwa kufanyika Julai Mosi Mwaka huu kwa kile walichodai Menejimenti ya Chuo kutotoa majibu ya matatizo yao.
Mgomo huo  umetangazwa leo na Kaimu Mwenyekiti wa Tekuasa Amani Simbeye katika Mkutano na waandishi wa habari uliofanyika katika ukumbi wa Chuo hicho kilichopo  Block T kata ya Iyela Jiji na Mkoa wa Mbeya na kuhudhuriwa na zaidi ya Wahadhili 30.
Simbeye amesema kuna mambo mengi na changamoto za elimu inayotolewa Chuoni hapo ambazo Menejimenti ya Chuo inahusika moja kwa moja hivyo kuhatarisha mustakabali wa Elimu Nchini hususani inayotolewa Chuoni hapo ambapo ameongeza kuwa zaidi ya yote ni kukosa ushirikishwaji wa maamuzi yanayohusu Taaluma.
Kwa taarifa zaidi na madai ya Wahadhili hao hadi kupelekea kususia kutunga mitihani ya kumaliza muhula inatarajiwa kufanyika Julai Mosi Mwaka huu yameandikwa kwenye  barua hapo chini lakini habari kamili itawajia baadaye kwa Lugha ya Kiswahili endelea kuwa nasi.

JOHANNESBURG (AP) — South Africa's president on Monday said a critically ill Nelson Mandela was "asleep" when he visited the 94-year-old at the hospital, and he urged the country to pray for Mandela, describing him as the "father of democracy" who made extraordinary sacrifices on behalf of his people.
President Jacob Zuma told dozens of foreign and South African journalists that doctors are doing everything possible to help the former president feel comfortable on his 17th day in a Pretoria hospital, but refused to give details of Mandela's condition, saying: "I'm not a doctor." The briefing came a day after the government said Mandela's condition had deteriorated and was now critical.
Monday's press gathering highlighted the tension between the government's reluctance to share more information about Mandela on the basis of doctor-patient confidentiality, and media appeals for thorough updates on a figure of global interest. The government's belated acknowledgement that an ambulance carrying Mandela to the hospital on June 8 broke down has fueled the debate about transparency versus the right to privacy.
Zuma's briefing was also an indicator of the extent to which reports on Mandela's health sometimes overshadow the business of the state. Under questioning, Zuma said President Barack Obama would go ahead with a visit to South Africa, despite concerns about Mandela's health.
"President Obama is visiting South Africa," Zuma said. "I don't think you stop a visit because somebody's sick."
Obama, who arrives in Africa this week, is due to visit Senegal, South Africa and Tanzania.
White House spokesman Jay Carney wouldn't speculate about how Mandela's health would impact Obama's upcoming visit to South Africa, saying only that the U.S. president "continues to look forward to his trip."
"The president obviously has long seen Nelson Mandela as one of his personal heroes, and I think he's not alone in that in this country and around the world," Carney said.
Zuma, who in the past has given an overly sunny view of Mandela's health, briefly spoke of his visit Sunday night to Mandela in the hospital in the capital. That visit was mentioned in a presidential statement on the same night that said Mandela, previously described as being in serious but stable condition, had lapsed into critical condition within the previous 24 hours.
"It was late, he was already asleep," Zuma said. "And we then had a bit of a discussion with the doctors as well as his wife, Graca Machel, and we left."
The president said South Africans should accept that Mandela is old, and he urged people to pray for their former leader.
"Madiba is critical in the hospital, and this is the father of democracy. This is the man who fought and sacrificed his life to stay in prison, the longest-serving prisoner in South Africa," Zuma said, using Mandela's clan name.
Mandela, who became South Africa's first black president after the end of apartheid in 1994, was hospitalized for what the government said was a recurring lung infection. This is his fourth hospitalization since December.
Mandela was jailed for 27 years under white racist rule and was released 23 years ago, in 1990. He then played a leading role in steering the divided country from the apartheid era to an all-race democracy. As a result of his sacrifice and peacemaking efforts, he is seen by many around the world as a symbol of reconciliation.
"Nelson Mandela, for me, is like my father," Alex Siake, a South African, said in Pretoria. "Every day, I just pray that he can recover quickly and be among us again."
The Democratic Alliance, South Africa's main opposition party, said in a statement that the news that Mandela was in critical condition came "as a blow to all South Africans."
Zuma referred to the transfer of Mandela from an ambulance with engine trouble to another ambulance on the night he was taken to the hospital in Pretoria.
"Nobody can predict whether the car is going to break down or not," he said. But he said he was pleased because seven doctors, including specialists, in the convoy "made all the contingencies before leaving" and Mandela's health was therefore not affected.
Asked why none of Mandela's doctors had been made available for a news briefing, presidential spokesman Mac Maharaj said an arrangement had been made in consultation with Mandela's family whereby information would be provided through a "single source in an authoritative way."
"We've come to that arrangement on the basis that we need to respect the privacy of the family, we need to adhere to doctor-patient confidentiality," he said.
"You can be assured that what we are saying is based on agreement with the doctors," Maharaj said. Doctors approve the text of announcements on Mandela's health, and believe some media reporting has transgressed professional ethics, he said.
Monday also marked the 18th anniversary of Mandela's appearance at the 1995 Rugby World Cup final in Johannesburg, a day still enshrined as a hugely significant moment for South Africa.
In a move crucial in unifying sections of a previously fractured society, Mandela wore a green and gold Springboks rugby jersey at the June 24 final in Johannesburg and brought all South Africans together in support of their national team — once an all-white bastion of the apartheid regime and hated by blacks.
Mandela shook hands with and patted the shoulder of the Springboks' captain, Francois Pienaar, after South Africa won a tense final against New Zealand, underlining the new president's dedication to reconciliation.
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